Flapfatdag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident giraffe.

Flapfatdag created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapfatdag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapfatdag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flapfatdag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flapfatdag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not eat aubergines.