Fasflapbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable cow.

Fasflapbiss created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Fasflapbiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fasflapbiss, it will turn you into a duck.

Fasflapbiss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fasflapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.