Didpadbep Vonkonthap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy cobra.

Didpadbep Vonkonthap created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Didpadbep Vonkonthap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Didpadbep Vonkonthap, she will laugh at you.

Didpadbep Vonkonthap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Didpadbep Vonkonthap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.