Cidgenhasgatgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying pigeon.

Cidgenhasgatgig created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgenhasgatgig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidgenhasgatgig, it will come to you in dreams.

Cidgenhasgatgig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cidgenhasgatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.