Hubtennab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental weasel.

Hubtennab created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hubtennab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubtennab, it will not care at all.

Hubtennab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hubtennab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Hubtennab loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Hubtennab loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat aubergines.