Bustapfut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic wyrm.

Bustapfut created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bustapfut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bustapfut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bustapfut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bustapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Bustapfut five times a day.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bustapfut on top of all buildings.