Cedtinpitgom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless guinea pig.

Cedtinpitgom created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedtinpitgom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cedtinpitgom, it will turn you into a mole.

Cedtinpitgom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cedtinpitgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedtinpitgom.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.