Loopfetkop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying dolphin.

Loopfetkop created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Loopfetkop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Loopfetkop, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Loopfetkop's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Loopfetkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loopfetkop.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.