Panbossran is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil dog.

Panbossran created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Panbossran, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panbossran, she will turn you into a mole.

Panbossran's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Panbossran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Panbossran's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.