Armcapsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless dragonfly.

Armcapsit created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Armcapsit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Armcapsit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Armcapsit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Armcapsit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Armcapsit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.