Wapmonfenflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Wapmonfenflat created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Wapmonfenflat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wapmonfenflat, he will turn you into a slug.

Wapmonfenflat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wapmonfenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from mauve moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.