Maddagfag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent hamster.

Maddagfag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Maddagfag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Maddagfag, he will turn you into a rock.

Maddagfag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Maddagfag's Holy Commandments

1. Maddagfag loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Run away if three cats approach from the west.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.