Taildiblad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient spider.

Taildiblad created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Taildiblad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Taildiblad, it will not care.

Taildiblad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Taildiblad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Taildiblad first in all things.

2. You must pray to Taildiblad nine times a day.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.