Rapdobtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tiresome goat.

Rapdobtaf created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdobtaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rapdobtaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rapdobtaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rapdobtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.