Rig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic faun.

Rig created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rig first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.