Jat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful naga.

Jat created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jat.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sing near dogs.