Vildottofsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm pig.

Vildottofsas created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vildottofsas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vildottofsas, she will make you grow a tail.

Vildottofsas' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vildottofsas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about galaxies.