Basswadcit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent crow.

Basswadcit created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Basswadcit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Basswadcit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Basswadcit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Basswadcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your chest.