Dagmotbadcebrencimpitbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever parrot.

Dagmotbadcebrencimpitbun created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmotbadcebrencimpitbun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagmotbadcebrencimpitbun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dagmotbadcebrencimpitbun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dagmotbadcebrencimpitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always stare at clouds.