Yatlak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unsympathetic naga.

Yatlak created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yatlak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yatlak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yatlak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yatlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing fawn hats.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never think about moons.