Yikgilster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful wolf.

Yikgilster created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikgilster, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikgilster, she will curse you with boils.

Yikgilster's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yikgilster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Worship no other gods but Yikgilster.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.