Rigvog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow dryad.

Rigvog created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rigvog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigvog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rigvog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Run away if nine otters approach from the west.

3. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rigvog.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.