Tenmonmob is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, competent penguin.

Tenmonmob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenmonmob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tenmonmob, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tenmonmob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tenmonmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tenmonmob on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about amino acids.