Fidlakmob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able badger.

Fidlakmob created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidlakmob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fidlakmob, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fidlakmob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fidlakmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.