Vinweewab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful dove.

Vinweewab created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinweewab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinweewab, she will laugh at you.

Vinweewab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vinweewab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not stand on grass.