Bimdissbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful toad.

Bimdissbin created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimdissbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimdissbin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimdissbin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bimdissbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Bimdissbin first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.