Yaktarxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless deer.

Yaktarxin created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaktarxin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yaktarxin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yaktarxin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yaktarxin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the south.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.