Guthadnan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic jellyfish.

Guthadnan created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guthadnan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Guthadnan, he will laugh at you.

Guthadnan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Guthadnan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Guthadnan six times a day.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.