Rawquafbus is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy toad.

Rawquafbus created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawquafbus, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawquafbus, it will turn you into a worm.

Rawquafbus' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rawquafbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention shrews.