Hinhaplun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental hamster.

Hinhaplun created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinhaplun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinhaplun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hinhaplun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hinhaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Hinhaplun first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.