Monhivquag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome monkey.

Monhivquag created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Monhivquag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monhivquag, it will not care at all.

Monhivquag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Monhivquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monhivquag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.