Xenyokbom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering alligator.

Xenyokbom created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenyokbom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenyokbom, she will strike you with lightening.

Xenyokbom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Xenyokbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.