Limhonfab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, wise chinchilla.

Limhonfab created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limhonfab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limhonfab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Limhonfab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Limhonfab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Worship no other gods but Limhonfab.

3. Always obey Limhonfab's priests.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never look in ponds.