Misflabcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent snail.

Misflabcuss created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misflabcuss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Misflabcuss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Misflabcuss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Misflabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not take Misflabcuss' name in vain.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.