Quimpinmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable weasel.

Quimpinmut created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimpinmut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimpinmut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quimpinmut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quimpinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Quimpinmut on top of all buildings.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about garlic.