Wiplunzig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic salamander.

Wiplunzig created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplunzig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wiplunzig, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wiplunzig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wiplunzig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wiplunzig.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not take Wiplunzig's name in vain.