Nillrillbinwot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair guinea pig.

Nillrillbinwot created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillrillbinwot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillrillbinwot, she will not care.

Nillrillbinwot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nillrillbinwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not make images of living things.