Boggupnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish toad.

Boggupnull created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggupnull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boggupnull, it will turn you into a tree.

Boggupnull's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Boggupnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.