Vablimcud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, caring hummingbird.

Vablimcud created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vablimcud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vablimcud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vablimcud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vablimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve hats.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never eat green fruit.