Artkophub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Artkophub created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artkophub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Artkophub, it will jump up and down on your head.

Artkophub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Artkophub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Artkophub on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about gravity.