Wodwonrap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating centipede.

Wodwonrap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wodwonrap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wodwonrap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wodwonrap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wodwonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodwonrap.

5. Never run in the presence of dogs.