Gupnurbug is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, quiet porpoise.

Gupnurbug created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Gupnurbug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupnurbug, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gupnurbug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gupnurbug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Put Gupnurbug first in all things.