Bisslentif is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane cat.

Bisslentif created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslentif, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bisslentif, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bisslentif's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bisslentif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bisslentif.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.