Artfedsug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic lion.

Artfedsug created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artfedsug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Artfedsug, she will torture you forever.

Artfedsug's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Artfedsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Never wear pink corsets.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.