Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered gorilla.

Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Bonknabhamsan Lopvidfly.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.