Ingyarjat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent toad.

Ingyarjat created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingyarjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingyarjat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ingyarjat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ingyarjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed carrots to monkeys while wearing violet shoes.