Mabrakbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody cobra.

Mabrakbug created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mabrakbug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabrakbug, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mabrakbug's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mabrakbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never laugh near tapirs.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mabrakbug on top of all buildings.

4. Mabrakbug loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Mabrakbug.