Tapjigvidrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable wolf.

Tapjigvidrutt created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapjigvidrutt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tapjigvidrutt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tapjigvidrutt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tapjigvidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tapjigvidrutt.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from mauve frogs for they are unholy.