Geptinrot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless raccoon.

Geptinrot created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Geptinrot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Geptinrot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Geptinrot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Geptinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Geptinrot must be the most important thing in your life.