Hantambigmip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil dog.

Hantambigmip created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hantambigmip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hantambigmip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hantambigmip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hantambigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never hurt badgers.